50+ Amazing Halloween Captions for Instagram Spooky and Funny

Despite the fact that Halloween only occurs once a year, you’ve already been planning your costume since October. Whether you want to be a vampire, mermaid, or superhero, the choices are endless.

Even the deadly Pandemic of 2020 cannot shake our spirit of Halloween. Put on that scary costume and scare the shit out of everyone, beware the people of Instagram. Here are some caption that are as spooky as you. Use these caption to win over Instagram like you doin the real world.

funny dogs Halloween outfit with pumpkin

Funny Halloween Captions

  • The skeleton in my closet has a bone to pick with you.
  • Covid is spooky, wear a mask.
  • I don’t just like guys for their looks, I like them for their brainnnsss.
  • Conjuring a spell to change my fate.

For you scary Halloween costumes

  • Devil by night.
  • Psst…This isn’t a costume.
  • Devil, but make it a sad girl.
  • Getting down with the devil.
  • A fang for the past.
  • You’re just my (blood) type.
  • You’re the trick to my treat.
  • What’s up, pumpkin? 🎃
  • You’re the treat to my trick.
  • You didn’t ghost me, thanks. 

For your images with the fang

We had a fang-tastic time!

Fangs for the memories.

Captions for Girls in a witch Mode

What’s up, witches?

This is my resting witch face.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

William Shakespeare

Witty Caption with Wordplay

  • Creep it real.
  • Happy Spooktober.
  • Have a spooktacular night.
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
  • Ghouls just wanna have fun!
  • Bugs and hisses.
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • In hell, I’ll be in good company.
  • Just a bunch of hocus pocus🖤, Speaking of witch (ha 😂) who here loves that movie as much as I do?

For having dinner with you family

  • As soon as Halloween passes it will be time to feast with friends and family.