Holidate- a date solely for the holiday, No commitment.

She is much prettier with make!
I am wearing makeup.

I am done casually dating on holidays. There’s way too much pressure, its ridiculous.
Try being the only single person left in your family.

Why didn’t you call Rodney?
Because I already have a boyfriend.

A date just for the holiday, No commitment.

Holidate rule number three, Leave no holidate behind.

Why is everyone so suspicious of a happy single woman?

Always date down.

Best thing about marriage, no more waxing.

Why does the next girlfriend always have to be younger and hotter? Is it some kind of unwritten law?