50 Hilarious Quotes from The Ranch Netflix Sitcom

  • Colt- We are family, we are supposed to be miserable.
  • Rooster- Former Highschool phenom Colt Bennett shows Shania his Twain.
  • I got ten bucks, anyone, in here know how old I am. I am 35.
  • What the fucks on your feet? They are boots! Those are not boots! They are uggs, They are Australian for Boots. Tom Brady wears them. Well, Tom Brady gets away with many things.
  • Rooster- I am allowed to say things, I am a person.
  • Maggie- Light beer, it’s the closest I could get to water.
  • Beau– Why can’t you just be like a normal wife and not care if I live or dia.